Preliminary survey results are in for the question, “Which of the following personally annoys or offends you the most?”[1. This exercise was promoted as a “fun survey.” This survey was conducted on K_Line Christian Online (www.K-Line.ORG). Survey methodology was such that there is chance some of the results do not represent a scientific poll.] Results calculated through 03/15/2010.[2. Respondents could provide three answers each, which accounts for the total being more than 100%]

1. Democrats. (54%)
2. “Air quotes.” (47%)
3. Microsoft Windows (33%)
4. Inappropriate or “dark” themes in movies or TV programs. (27%)
5. Pictures of dogs playing poker or shooting pool. (27%)
6. People who use the term “extremely unique.” (27%)
7. Cats. (27%)
8. A really bad “fashion faux pas” (20%)
9. A member of your family. (20%)
10. Cursing. (7%,)
11. People talking on cell phones in church or in restaurants. (7%)
12. People who talk in the movie theatre. (7%)

Notes:

Everybody knows that you can’t get any more “American” than apple pie. We also know that man does not live by bread alone… But could man live by pie alone? And if so, what kind of pie would that man (or woman) prefer?

The new poll is online now.

The new poll is online now.

This is a trivia question about the fruit of the vine.