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CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: After.Life (2009)

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  • GENRE: Thriller, Mystery, Horror
  • ACTORS: Liam Neeson, Christina Ricci, Justin Long, Josh Charles, Chandler Canterbury, Celia Weston, Shuler Hensley, Anna Kuchma, Rosemary Murphy, Malachy McCourt, Laurel Bryce, Luz Alexandra Ramos
  • RATING: R
  • PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for children. Nudity. Presentation of Death is contrary to Christian beliefs. Bad language and questionable situations. Some violence, but there is little gore or excessive blood. If a behind the scenes look at a funeral parlor (heavily fictionalized) makes you queasy, I don’t think you’ll enjoy the subject matter here.
  • INTENDED AUDIENCE: This movie is intended for fans of the genre, and may not be appreciated by others.
  • GENERAL PLOT: (No spoilers) A young woman has a fight with her boyfriend, and storms off in her car. She’s killed in a car wreck. Wait. Oh, yes–she’s killed in a car wreck. (?)


  • REVIEW: I have no idea why the title of this film has a “dot” in the middle of the name, “After.Life”. This story presents a view of what happens to a young woman after she dies, but before her her funeral. If this concept doesn’t sound like something that would interest you, rest easy. That may not be what the movie is about at all. This is one of those movies that keeps you guessing as to exactly what is happening. The whole presentation is extremely creepy. Which is good for a horror movie. The lead roles in this film are played by Liam Neeson (Schindler’s List, 1993) as the funeral director, and Christina Ricci (Black Snake Moan, 2006[1. Black Snake Moan also stars the top grossing actor of all time, Samuel L. Jackson]; and Addams Family Values, 1993), as the possibly recently departed. I don’t know what corpses really wear while awaiting their funerals, but in the case of Christina Ricci’s character, it is not much. As the story plays out, you are never sure whether she needs to call 911, or just relax and accept her fate. In the end — and despite lots of leads and possibly false leads — there is a strong argument that the central question in the film is never answered.
  • RECOMMENDATION:[2. If you wonder why zombie themes and horror films have space on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online, please see my blog post on point] This is a horror[2. Although I label this movie as “horror”, some would call it a thriller or mystery.] movie. Many people will be highly offended by every movie in this genre. Additionally many people will be offended by the presentation of death in a manner contrary to Christian beliefs. Or maybe not. In any event, this is an interesting story, which is played out well. If you enjoy thoughtful horror, you should appreciate After.Life.
  • RATING (out of 5 stars):

MOVIE RATING SYSTEM:

Start with zero (0) out of five (5) possible STARS

  • Add one STAR if it looks like the movie was made by professional film makers–not 4 or 5 guys with a camcorder.
  • Add one STAR if the film has a story, theme or plot (optional for horror and/or zombie movies); or if the movie makes any sense.
  • Add additional STARS for special effects, acting, good moral message(s), realistic zombies, scariness, interesting theme or plot and the like.
  • Subtract STARS for extreme bad acting, COMPLETELY awful themes/messages, overall INCREDIBLE trashiness, graphic and persistent lewdness, and the like.

FOOTNOTES:




Andrews Sisters: Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941)

Now THAT’S entertainment! The Andrews Sisters introduced Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy in the 1941 Abbott and Costello film, Buck Privates. The song was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Song.


ARTIST: The Andrews Sisters
TITLE: Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

He was a famous trumpet man from old Chicago way
He had a boogie style that no one else could play
He was the top man at his craft
But then his number came up and he was gone with the draft
He’s in the army now, a-blowin’ reveille
He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B

They made him blow a bugle for his Uncle Sam
It really brought him down, because he couldn’t jam
The Captain seemed to understand
Because the next day the Cap’ went out and drafted a band
And now the company jumps when he plays reveille
He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B

A-toot a-toot, a-toot diddle-ee-ada-toot
He blows it eight to the bar – in boogie rhythm
He can’t blow a note unless the bass and guitar
Is playin’ with ‘im
He makes the company jump when he plays reveille
He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B

He was the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B
And when he plays boogie-woogie bugle
He’s as busy as a bzz bee
And when he plays he makes the company jump eight to the bar
He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B

Toot toot toot, toot diddle-ee-ada-toot-diddle-ee-ada, toot toot
He blows it eight to the bar
He can’t blow a note
If the bass and guitar isn’t with ‘im
A-and the company jumps when he plays reveille
He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B

He puts the boys to sleep with boogie every night
And wakes them up the same way in the early bright
They clap their hands and stamp their feet
Because they know how he plays
When someone gives him a beat
He really breaks it up when he plays reveille
He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B

Da-da, da-do-da-da
Da-da, da-do-da-da
Da-da, da-do-da-da
Da-da, da-do-da
A-and the company jumps when he plays reveille
He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B




Floyd Patterson, Jan. 4, 1935 to May 11, 2006

55 Wins (40 knockouts, 15 decisions), 8 Losses (5 KO, 3 Decisions), 1 Draw

Floyd Patterson and Archie Moore
Floyd Patterson (standing) and Archie Moore. Nov. 30, 1956
In 1956, the undersized heavyweight became at age 21 the youngest man to win the title with a fifth-round knockout of Archie Moore.

But three years later, Patterson was knocked down seven times in the third round in losing the title to Ingemar Johansson at the Polo Grounds in New York.

Patterson returned with a vengeance at the same site in 1960, knocking out Johansson with a tremendous left hook to retake the title.

“They said I was the fighter who got knocked down the most, but I also got up the most,” Patterson said later.

(SOURCE: CBS News)

Professional boxing record

55 Wins (40 knockouts, 15 decisions), 8 Losses (5 KO, 3 Decisions), 1 Draw[12]
Res. Opponent Type Rd., Time Date Location Notes
Loss Muhammad Ali TKO 7 (15) 1972-09-20 United States New York, NY, USA Fight was for NABF Heavyweight title
Win Pedro Agosto TKO 6 (10) 3:00 1972-07-14 United States Queens, NY, USA
Win Oscar Bonavena Decision (unanimous) 10 (10) 1972-02-11 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Charlie Harris KO 6 (10) 2:41 1971-11-23 United States Portland, OR, USA
Win Vic Brown Decision (unanimous) 10 (10) 1971-08-21 United States Buffalo, NY, USA
Win Charley Polite Decision 10 (10) 1971-07-17 United States Erie, PA, USA
Win Terry Daniels Decision (unanimous) 10 (10) 1971-05-26 United States Cleveland, OH, USA
Win Roger Russell TKO 9 (10) 1:29 1971-03-29 United States Philadelphia, PA, USA
Win Levi Forte KO 2 (10) 1971-01-16 United States Miami, FL, USA
Win Charley Green KO 10 (10) 1:15 1970-09-15 United States New York, NY, USA
Loss Jimmy Ellis Decision 12 (12) 1968-09-14 Sweden Stockholm, Sweden Fight was for WBA World Heavyweight title
Loss Jerry Quarry Decision (majority) 12 (12) 1967-10-28 United States Los Angeles, CA, USA
Draw Jerry Quarry Decision (majority) 10 (10) 1967-06-09 United States Los Angeles, CA, USA
Win Bill McMurray KO 1 (10) 2:37 1967-03-30 United States Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Win Willie Johnson KO 3 (10) 2:05 1967-02-13 United States Miami, FL, USA
Win Henry Cooper KO 4 (10) 2:10 1966-09-20 United Kingdom London, United Kingdom
Loss Muhammad Ali TKO 12 (15) 2:18 1965-11-22 United States Las Vegas, NV, USA Fight was for World Heavyweight title
Win Tod Herring TKO 3 (10) 0:40 1965-05-14 Sweden Stockholm, Sweden
Win George Chuvalo Decision (unanimous) 12 (12) 1965-02-01 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Charley Powell KO 6 (10) 1:21 1964-12-12 Puerto Rico San Juan, Puerto Rico
Win Eddie Machen Decision 12 (12) 1964-07-05 Sweden Solna, Sweden
Win Santo Amonti TKO 8 (10) 1964-01-06 Sweden Stockholm, Sweden
Loss Sonny Liston KO 1 (15) 2:09 1963-07-22 United States Las Vegas, NV, USA Fight was for World Heavyweight title
Loss Sonny Liston KO 1 (15) 2:05 1962-09-25 United States Chicago, IL, USA Lost World Heavyweight title
Win Tom McNeeley KO 4 (15) 2:51 1961-12-04 Canada Toronto, Canada Retained World Heavyweight title
Win Ingemar Johansson KO 6 (15) 2:45 1961-03-13 United States Miami, FL, USA Retained World Heavyweight title
Win Ingemar Johansson KO 5 (15) 1:51 1960-06-20 United States New York, NY, USA Won World Heavyweight title
Loss Ingemar Johansson TKO 3 (15) 2:03 1959-06-26 United States Bronx, NY, USA Lost World Heavyweight title
Win Brian London KO 11 (15) 0:51 1959-05-01 United States Indianapolis, IN, USA Retained World Heavyweight title
Win Roy Harris Corner Retirement 12 (15) 1958-08-18 United States Los Angeles, CA, USA Retained World Heavyweight title
Win Pete Rademacher KO 6 (15) 2:57 1957-08-22 United States Seattle, WA, USA Retained World Heavyweight title
Win Tommy Jackson TKO 10 (15) 1:52 1957-07-29 United States New York, NY, USA Retained World Heavyweight title
Win Archie Moore KO 5 (15) 2:27 1956-11-30 United States Chicago, IL, USA Won vacant World Heavyweight title
Win Tommy Jackson Decision (split) 12 (12) 1956-06-08 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Alvin Williams KO 3 (10) 1:58 1956-04-10 United States Kansas City, MO, USA
Win Jimmy Walls TKO 2 (10) 2:29 1956-03-12 United States New Britain, CT, USA
Win Jimmy Slade TKO 7 (10) 2:05 1955-12-08 United States Los Angeles, CA, USA
Win Calvin Brad KO 1 (10) 2:58 1955-10-13 United States Los Angeles, CA, USA
Win Dave Witlock KO 3 (10) 0:52 1955-09-29 United States San Francisco, CA, USA
Win Alvin Williams TKO 8 (10) 1955-09-08 Canada New Brunswick, Canada
Win Archie McBride KO 7 (10) 1955-07-06 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Yvon Durelle Corner Retirement 5 (10) 1955-06-23 Canada New Brunswick, Canada
Win Esau Ferdinand KO 10 (10) 2:49 1955-03-17 United States Oakland, CA, USA
Win Don Grant TKO 5 (10) 1:13 1955-01-17 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Willie Troy TKO 5 (8) 1955-01-07 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Jimmy Slade Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1954-11-19 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Joe Gannon Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1954-10-12 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Esau Ferdinand Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1954-10-11 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Tommy Harrison TKO 1 (8) 1:29 1954-08-02 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Jacques Royer Crecy TKO 7 (8) 1954-07-12 United States New York, NY, USA
Loss Joey Maxim Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1954-06-07 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Jesse Turner Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1954-05-10 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Alvin Williams Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1954-04-19 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Sammy Brown TKO 2 (12) 1:40 1954-03-30 United States Washington DC, USA
Win Yvon Durelle Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1954-02-15 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Dick Wagner TKO 5 (8) 1953-11-14 United States Louisville, KY, USA
Win Wes Bascom Decision (unanimous) 8 (8) 1953-10-19 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Gordon Wallace TKO 3 (8) 0:52 1953-06-01 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Dick Wagner Decision (split) 8 (8) 1961-04-19 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Chester Mieszala TKO 5 (6) 1:25 1953-01-28 United States Chicago, IL, USA
Win Lalu Sabotin TKO 5 (8) 1:30 1952-12-29 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Lester Johnson TKO 3 (6) 1:26 1952-10-31 United States New York, NY, USA
Win Sammy Walker TKO 2 (6) 0:47 1952-10-06 United States Brooklyn, NY, USA
Win Eddie Godbold KO 4 (6) 1:39 1952-09-12 United States New York, NY, USA

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