{"id":2262,"date":"2010-08-06T03:28:47","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T08:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/?p=2262"},"modified":"2010-08-02T16:50:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T21:50:43","slug":"autumn-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/2010\/08\/06\/autumn-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Autumn (2009)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ag-colorbox urgent\"><p>The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either.  Even fans of the zombie genre will be sorry for wasting time on this movie.<\/p><\/div><ul>\n<li><b>GENRE:<\/b>  Zombie Horror<\/li>\n<li><b>ACTORS:<\/b>  Dexter Fletcher, Dickon Tolson, Lana Kamenov, Anton Brejak, David Carradine<sup class='footnote'><a href='#fn-2262-1' id='fnref-2262-1' onclick='return fdfootnote_show(2262)'>1<\/a><\/sup>, Tricia McMurtry, Jody Willis, Marisa Zaza, Andr\u00e9 Bharti, Leanne Dixon<\/li>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2268\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2268\" style=\"width: 202px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/autumn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/autumn-202x300.jpg\" alt=\"autumn\" title=\"autumn\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2268\" srcset=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/autumn-202x300.jpg 202w, http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/autumn-101x150.jpg 101w, http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/autumn.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2268\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Autumn, R (2009)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<li><b>RATING:<\/b>  R<\/li>\n<li><b>PARENTAL NOTE:<\/b>  <i><u>Not intended for children.<\/u><\/i>  Some bad language.  Extremely disturbing imagages and situations.  Violence.\n<\/li>\n<li><b>INTENDED AUDIENCE:<\/b>  <i>This movie is intended for fans of the genre, and may not be appreciated by others.<\/i><\/li>\n<li><b>GENERAL PLOT:<\/b>  (No spoilers)  A mysterious virus &#8220;kills&#8221; most of the population in a matter of seconds.  The dead don&#8217;t stay down.  The survivors cope.<\/li>\n<p><br clear=\"ALL\"\/> <!--more--><br \/>\n<a name=\"trailer\"><\/a><object width=\"250\" height=\"193\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HTkafbvr9m0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HTkafbvr9m0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"250\" height=\"193\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"22\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<li><b>REVIEW:<\/b>  This is an example of a really, really bad zombie movie.  The film looks like it was shot by 4 or 5 guys with a camcorder.  One suspects this movie was shot with little or no knowledge of how to actually make a movie; and with no budget at all.  The acting is just plain awful.  The zombies look like corpses that were dipped in a barrel of used motor oil.  The only dispute here is whether the ghouls are technically zombies.  People bitten by a &#8220;traditional zombie&#8221; die and re-animate as zombies with an instant taste for human flesh.   But in &#8220;Autumn,&#8221; people die from the &#8220;virus,&#8221; and after a day or so re-animate as walking dead.  At first these &#8220;walkers&#8221; show no signs of aggression.  But the ghouls\/walkers progressively develop more violent tendencies.  Oddly though, the film makers do create some pretty disturbing images.  And this twist on the zombie theme might be interesting in more capable hands.<\/li>\n<li><b>RECOMMENDATION:<sup class='footnote'><a href='#fn-2262-2' id='fnref-2262-2' onclick='return fdfootnote_show(2262)'>2<\/a><\/sup><\/b>  This is a zombie horror movie.  Many people will be highly offended by every movie in this genre because of the graphic violence, gore, language and other questionable elements.  Even if you are a fan of this genre, <i>Autumn<\/i> is a terrible movie on so many levels.  I recommend watching the <a href=\"#trailer\">trailer<\/a> instead.  It is scarier, much shorter, and looks more professionally produced than the feature film.  The movie gets one star based on the potentially interesting twist on the zombie theme.<\/li>\n<li><b>RATING (out of 5 stars):<\/b>  <span class=\"rating\"><span>&#9733;<\/span><span class=\"empty\">&#9733;<\/span><span class=\"empty\">&#9733;<\/span><span class=\"empty\">&#9733;<\/span><span class=\"empty\">&#9733;<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"ag-colorbox info\">\n<h4>MOVIE RATING SYSTEM:<\/h4>\n<p>Start with zero (0) out of five (5) possible STARS<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Add one STAR if it looks like the movie was made by professional film makers&#8211;not 4 or 5 guys with a camcorder.<\/li>\n<li>Add one STAR if the film has a story, theme or plot (optional for horror and\/or zombie movies); or if the movie makes any sense. <\/li>\n<li>Add additional STARS for special effects, acting, good moral message(s), realistic zombies, scariness,<br \/>\ninteresting theme or plot and the like.<\/li>\n<li>Subtract STARS for extreme bad acting, COMPLETELY awful themes\/messages, overall INCREDIBLE trashiness, graphic and persistent lewdness, and the like.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p>FOOTNOTES:<\/p>\n<div class='footnotes' id='footnotes-2262'>\n<div class='footnotedivider'><\/div>\n<ol>\n<li id='fn-2262-1'> David Carridine has a cameo role.  His bizarre life and death include credits in the 1970&#8217;s TV show, KUNG FU, and the 2004 movie, KILL BILL vol. 2 <span class='footnotereverse'><a href='#fnref-2262-1'>&#8617;<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li id='fn-2262-2'>  If you wonder why zombie themes and horror films have space on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online, please see my <a href=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/2010\/03\/28\/why-do-zombie-themes-and-horror-films-have-space-on-a-christian-website-like-k_line-christian-online\">blog post<\/a> on point <span class='footnotereverse'><a href='#fnref-2262-2'>&#8617;<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-bottom-right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262?print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/pdf.png\" alt=\"image_pdf\" title=\"View PDF\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262?print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http:\/\/k-line.org\/9\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/print.png\" alt=\"image_print\" title=\"Print Content\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mysterious virus \u201ckills\u201d most of the population in a matter of seconds. 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