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Autumn (2009)

The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Even fans of the zombie genre will be sorry for wasting time on this movie.

  • GENRE: Zombie Horror
  • ACTORS: Dexter Fletcher, Dickon Tolson, Lana Kamenov, Anton Brejak, David Carradine1, Tricia McMurtry, Jody Willis, Marisa Zaza, André Bharti, Leanne Dixon
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    Autumn, R (2009)
  • RATING: R
  • PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for children. Some bad language. Extremely disturbing imagages and situations. Violence.
  • INTENDED AUDIENCE: This movie is intended for fans of the genre, and may not be appreciated by others.
  • GENERAL PLOT: (No spoilers) A mysterious virus “kills” most of the population in a matter of seconds. The dead don’t stay down. The survivors cope.


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  1. David Carridine has a cameo role. His bizarre life and death include credits in the 1970’s TV show, KUNG FU, and the 2004 movie, KILL BILL vol. 2 ↩

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Zombie girl – NOT FAKE!

My family and I went camping this summer. I did not get a T-Shirt, but I did help make this zombie movie. According to my sources at YouTube (which I’m assuming is heavily fact checked before items are posted to the world wide web), this video is REAL and NOT FAKE. Judge for yourself.

RATING (Out of 5 stars): ★★★★★

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Christian Movie Review: Carriers (2009)

The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are reviewed on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online.

Carriers
Carriers (2009), PG-13
  • GENRE: Horror, Science Fiction
  • ACTORS: Lou Taylor Pucci, Chris Pine, Piper Perabo, Emily VanCamp, Kiernan Shipka , Christopher Meloni, Dale Malley, Stacy Marie Warden, Dylan Kenin, Josh Berry
  • RATING: PG-13
  • PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for children. Bad language and questionable situations. Violence.
  • INTENDED AUDIENCE: This movie is intended for fans of the genre, and may not be appreciated by others.
  • GENERAL PLOT: (No spoilers) Uncle Josh1 once quipped that all paths lead to the grave. In CARRIERS, as in THE ROAD (another recently released on DVD end of the world story), it turns out that ALMOST ALL paths and/or roads lead to the grave.2 However, ALL paths do seem to lead to the beach. The plot of CARRIERS isn’t so exceptional. Four people on a road trip to the Pacific Ocean try to avoid catching a highly contagious virus which has killed off most of the human population. Their adventures, reactions, and the folks they meet along the path make an entertaining tale.

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  1. Cal Stewart (1856-1919) was a pioneer in vaudeville and early sound recordings. He is best remembered for his comic monologues in which he played “Uncle Josh” Weathersby, a resident of a mythical New England farming town called “Punkin Center.” ↩
  2. Of course, no one in these movies literally makes to an actual grave. The people who die mainly just drop and rot where the body lies (instances of cannibalism excluded). ↩

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