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Autumn (2009)

The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Even fans of the zombie genre will be sorry for wasting time on this movie.

  • GENRE: Zombie Horror
  • ACTORS: Dexter Fletcher, Dickon Tolson, Lana Kamenov, Anton Brejak, David Carradine1, Tricia McMurtry, Jody Willis, Marisa Zaza, André Bharti, Leanne Dixon
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    Autumn, R (2009)
  • RATING: R
  • PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for children. Some bad language. Extremely disturbing imagages and situations. Violence.
  • INTENDED AUDIENCE: This movie is intended for fans of the genre, and may not be appreciated by others.
  • GENERAL PLOT: (No spoilers) A mysterious virus “kills” most of the population in a matter of seconds. The dead don’t stay down. The survivors cope.


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  1. David Carridine has a cameo role. His bizarre life and death include credits in the 1970’s TV show, KUNG FU, and the 2004 movie, KILL BILL vol. 2 ↩

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CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: Dear John (2010)

Two words describe this movie: "COMPLETE TRASH." There is a reason why "Dear John" did not linger long at the theaters, and was rushed to DVD sales. Though seen my some people as a harmless diversion for teenage girls, this film's moderately trashy content really disqualifies "Dear John" from even a conditional recommendation.

  • GENRE: Sappy Romance
  • ACTORS: Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried, Richard Jenkins, Henry Thomas, D.J. Cotrona, Cullen Moss, Scott Porter, Gavin McCulley, Jose Lucena Jr., Leslea Fisher
  • RATING: PG-13

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  • PARENTAL NOTE: A PG-13 implies to many parents that this film is suitable for teenagers. In this case, I don’t agree. As detailed below, this movie pushes a fairly trashy theme, even for those who are not put off by the sappy story line. Limited cursing and brief nudity.
  • INTENDED AUDIENCE: If you like the Twilight movies, or most any movie with the word, “Princess” in it, then Dear John is aimed toward you. This movie is intended for teenage girls, who apparently swoon en masse at the sight of Channing Tatum’s bare chest. His bare chest is on display for quite a bit of the film. I don’t agree that the movie is appropriate for even this group.
  • GENERAL PLOT: (No spoilers, although the title to this movie is something of a spoiler) Boy meets girl at the beach. They fall in hopelessly in love during their two weeks together. Boy goes off to war. They exchange letters.

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Zombie girl – NOT FAKE!

My family and I went camping this summer. I did not get a T-Shirt, but I did help make this zombie movie. According to my sources at YouTube (which I’m assuming is heavily fact checked before items are posted to the world wide web), this video is REAL and NOT FAKE. Judge for yourself.

RATING (Out of 5 stars): ★★★★★

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