The movie reviewed here is definately NOT for children. Also probably not for people who are not fans of horror. GENRE: Thriller, Mystery, Horror ACTORS: Liam Neeson, Christina Ricci, Justin Long, Josh Charles, Chandler Canterbury, Celia Weston, Shuler Hensley, Anna Kuchma, Rosemary Murphy, Malachy McCourt, Laurel Bryce, Luz Alexandra Ramos RATING: R PARENTAL NOTE: Not [...]
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CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: Ghost Town (2008)
The movie reviewed here is NOT for children. GENRE: Comedy / Romance ACTORS: Ricky Gervais, Tea Leoni, Greg Kinnear, Kristen Wiig, Alan Ruck, Billy Campbell, Danai Jekesai Gurira, Aasif Mandvi, Uzimann, Dennis Albanese, Megan Byrne RATING: PG-13 PARENTAL NOTE: Not for children. Some bad language and questionable situations. The portrayal of death is inconsistent with [...]
Autumn (2009)
A mysterious virus “kills” most of the population in a matter of seconds. The dead don’t stay down. The survivors cope. This is an example of a really, really bad zombie movie. One star. *
CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: Dear John (2010)
(0 stars) This movie is intended for teenage girls, who apparently swoon en masse at the sight of Channing Tatum’s bare chest. His bare chest is on display for quite a bit of the film. I don’t agree that the movie is appropriate for even this group.
Zombie girl – NOT FAKE!
My family and I went camping this summer. I did not get a T-Shirt, but I did help make this zombie movie. According to my sources at YouTube (which I’m assuming is heavily fact checked before items are posted to the world wide web), this video is REAL and NOT FAKE. Judge for yourself. RATING [...]
Christian Movie Review: Carriers (2009)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are reviewed on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online. GENRE: Horror, Science Fiction ACTORS: Lou Taylor Pucci, Chris Pine, Piper Perabo, Emily VanCamp, Kiernan Shipka , Christopher Meloni, Dale Malley, Stacy Marie Warden, Dylan [...]
CHRISTIAN ACTION MOVIE REVIEW: True Romance (1993)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Actually, I had strong reservations about even posting this review, for reasons mentioned below. Suffice it to say, this movie has a lot of moral problems. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are [...]
MOVIE REVIEW: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)
[rating=0] (1/2 star) I am a Christian who loves zombie movies. However, this film is not so much a zombie movie, as it is an Anti-Christian rant, with a zombie theme. Seriously, you can’t be too thin-skinned if you want to enjoy zombie movies. Many zombie movies depict characters questioning their faith, or have some less than flattering reference to the church. However, in the case of Zombies of Mass Destruction most of the movie is devoted to showing how bad and evil Christians are; and to demonstrate that neither Christians nor Christ Himself have any relevance or worth.
CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: The Road (2009)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are reviewed on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online. GENRE: Horror / Adventure ACTORS: Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Charlize Theron, Robert Duvall, Guy Pearce, Garret Dillahunt, [...]
CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and not for many other people either. GENRE: Action ACTORS: Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Malahide, Craig Bierko, Brian Cox, David Morse RATING: R PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for children. Plenty of cursing and questionable situations. Lots of violence. INTENDED AUDIENCE: This movie is not [...]