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The Time Traveler’s Wife (2009)

GENRE: Drama, Science Fiction ACTORS: Rachel McAdams, Eric Bana, Arliss Howard, Ron Livingston, Stephen Tobolowsky, Jane McLean, Brooklynn Proulx, Alex Ferris, Michelle Nolden, Tatum McCann, Hailey McCann RATING: PG-13 PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for young children. Brief nudity. Implied pre-marital sex. Although in a time traveling movie, it’s hard to say whether something technically happened [...]

MOVIE REVIEW: Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Not suitable for children. GENRE: Action ACTORS: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Eddie Marsan, Kelly Reilly, Hans Matheson, William Hope, William Houston, Geraldine James RATING: PG-13 PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for younger children. There may be some profanity, but it is not prevalent. Some questionable situations and references to magic and [...]

Johansson: Ingemar and Scarlett

Family resemblance or coincidence?You may have noticed that two recent articles on this blOg mentioned the name “Johansson.” Scarlett Johansson is the actress in The Island (2005). Ingemar Johansson is the boxer to who knocked Floyd Patterson down seven times, in their championship boxing match in 1959. A reader wondered if they are related? I [...]

K_Line Christian Online is top ranked Christian movie review site

Try it yourself. Type “Christian Movie Review Night of the Living Dead” (no quotation marks) into Google search. Apparently many other Christian movie reviewers have overlooked this film.I think you know, if you read the title to this blOg article, that there must be some pretty serious disclaimers here. There are. But indeed, as of [...]

MOVIE REVIEW: The Island (2005)

Futuristic look at a colony living underground in a contaminated world. They are waiting for a chance to win a lottery to go to “the Island”–the last unpolluted place left above ground, on Earth

MOVIE REVIEW: Night of the Living Dead (1968)

The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. GENRE: Zombie Horror ACTORS: Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea, Karl Hardman, Marilyn Eastman, Keith Wayne, Judith Ridley, Adam Knox DIRECTOR: George A. Romero RATING: Unrated PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for children. Extreme violence. Zombie mayhem and gore. INTENDED AUDIENCE: [...]

MOVIE REVIEW: 2012 (2009)

This film shows the full power of the Sun unleashed against the planet Earth. Guess which one wins. Oh, and the human race is inconveniently caught in the middle of this cosmic battle of Biblical proportions. All of this was supposedly predicted a few centuries back in the Mayan calendar.

REVIEW: The Deacon’s Masterpiece Or, The Wonderful “One-Hoss Shay”: A Logical Story

This review is part of the “Great Poetry Series” on K_Line Christian OnlineNAME OF POEM: The Deacon’s Masterpiece Or, The Wonderful “One-Hoss Shay”: A Logical Story AUTHOR: Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 – 1894) DATE: 1885 THEME: There is always a “weak spot” in any piece of equipment or technology–something that breaks first. This poem is [...]

Top grossing actor of all time: Still Samuel L. Jackson!

Apparently, there was some controversy surrounding my comments in the K_Line survey about your top ten films. I said that Samuel L. Jackson was the top grossing actor of all time, and I stand by that remark. And frankly, aside from the near constant stream of profanity in many of his movies, I have to [...]

MOVIE REVIEW: Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)

The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are reviewed on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online. GENRE: Extreme Action ACTORS: Kurt Russell, Rose McGowan, Rosario Dawson, Jordan Ladd, Vanessa Ferlito, Sydney Tamiia Poitier, [...]

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